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And Now, United Airlines’ New Theme Song!
Announcer voice-over “In light of United Airlines, shall we say, unique passenger accommodation policies, here with the company’s new theme, is United CEO Oscar Munoz:” Munoz (with bat in hand) (to...
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Ya Wanted More Fernie, Ya Got More Fernie
by Roger White Well, gang, it seems that the literary stylings of my old compadre Dr. Archie Ferndoodle have truly struck...
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Wanna Know Who You Really Are? Spit Here.
by Roger White So the wife finally convinced me to do this ancestry DNA thing you’ve probably heard or read about. Ya...
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Bigly, Bigly Shakeups in My Own Personal White House
by Roger White DATELINE—THE WHITE HOUSE(HOLD), AUSTIN, TEXAS In another abrupt move that has apparently become the...
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Meet Richard Gregory Fump–Futurist, Inventor, Humanist Extraordinaire
by Roger White Wow, gang. I just came back from a futurist conference in San Diego, California, and I am energized—full of hope (for the first time in months) for what lies ahead for humanity and...
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My Plea: A Moratorium on Facebook ‘Thoughts & Prayers’
by Roger White Those of you who’ve quasi-followed my mental droolings over the years understand that sometimes I’ll touch on a subject that’s a tad touchy. And because you know I’m not one to shy...
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Sorry, It’s Too Late to Say ‘Don’t Have a Cow’
by Roger White So it’s come to this. We Americans have gotten so bent out of shape and royally pissed off at the general state of affairs lately that both the American Psychological Association and...
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A Gander Ahead at 2019, the Year of the Goiter
by Roger White Ah, my catatonic cohort, as we stagger forward into 2019, which I believe is the Chinese Year of the Goiter, allow me to gaze into my patented (Patent #4,448,923.e-7) Oldspouse Ball of...
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Rocky Mountain High in . . . Texas? Not Yet (Redux)
by Roger White So I’m sitting, slightly askew, on the couch the other evening, wincing through the throbs of a pulled lower back, trying ever so hard to catch glimpses of “60 Minutes” in between...
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On America and Rome–and Dr. Pimple Popper
by Roger White “The decline . . . was the natural and inevitable effect of immoderate greatness. Prosperity ripened the principle of decay; the causes of destruction multiplied with the extent of...
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